This image needs a caption, but I haven’t thought of anything much. Here’s what I’ve got:
“But, honey, he’s a Nigerian prince and he needed my help.”
“You never call, you never write, you never email, you never tweet, you never PM, IM, or text, and you never like anything I post on your Facebook page!”
“Your father and I have decided that you need to take a second job to support us.”
“I wanted to adopt a dog, but they said I was too old to become a parent.”
What do you think? Can you think of anything better? Suggestions are welcome!