This image needs a caption, but I haven’t thought of anything much.  Here’s what I’ve got:

“But, honey, he’s a Nigerian prince and he needed my help.”

“You never call, you never write, you never email, you never tweet, you never PM, IM, or text, and you never like anything I post on your Facebook page!”

“Your father and I have decided that you need to take a second job to support us.”

“I wanted to adopt a dog, but they said I was too old to become a parent.”

What do you think?  Can you think of anything better?  Suggestions are welcome!