
Fact Checking
GOP Elephant: No one will believe a liberal media puppet.
Pinocchio (measuring elephant’s nose): I got no strings. I’m an independent.

Also in black & white.

Fact Checking
GOP Elephant: No one will believe a liberal media puppet.
Pinocchio (measuring elephant’s nose): I got no strings. I’m an independent.

Also in black & white.

Alternate lines for the flies (Fly 2 would need it’s upper left arm propped on it’s waist instead of it’s current position):
Fly 1: I wish I knew who was telling the truth.
Fly 2: They both are.
Fly 1: I wish I knew who was telling the truth.
Fly 2: Oh come on. You know which one produces the most shit.