Proctologist

Here’s an illustration I made for 435 Magazine.  It will be in the January 2015 issue.

Colon Pic 500

You did NOT just say that.

I was hanging around the internet today and someone posted something and I was like…
You did NOT just say that 500…you did NOT just say that.

And so I made this little sketch.

Elf on the Shelf

Creepy Elf 500Okay, personally, I think the idea of an elf on the shelf is just super-creepy. Creepier than the idea that one old man knows when you’re sleeping and when you’re awake. I mean, it’s an apparently inanimate object that’s spying on you all day and then going off to report on you at night. How is that not creepy?

But, here you go. A perfectly nice, ordinary, non-creepy, elf spy on the shelf.

All Wrapped Up

An illustration of mine for the December issue of 435 Magazine.
Mom All Wrapped Up

Digital Artist at Work

Here I am working with my Wacom graphics tablet on my laptop. This is more-or-less how I think I look when I’m working. Sometimes there’s also a cat.

Digital Artist WorkingAs you can see, it doesn’t really take much. I don’t even need a studio unless I’m framing prints. Just me, my laptop, and my tablet.

Nervous Girls

I sketched this today.  I was playing with expressions.  I wonder what they’re so nervous about.

nervous girls 500

Sassy Fat Lady

More sketching.  I think this lady knows she’s all that.  🙂
Sassy Fat Lady 500

Published in the SCBWI Bulletin

So, here’s my “Girl Reading” image published in the November/December 2014 issue of the SCBWI Bulletin.

Tear Sheet 500