I have a challenging project right now. Among other things, I need to figure out how to draw ninja nail clippers. That is, a pair of anthropomorphic nail clippers that is a ninja.
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Life is interesting.
Tag: cartoon
Proctologist
Here’s an illustration I made for 435 Magazine. It will be in the January 2015 issue.
Bearded Man
Bumpkin
Evil Mad Scientist
You can tell he’s evil because he has a goatee.
Man in Hat – Color
Now he has some color. Why do I have a feeling he’s a cat burglar or something like that?
Or maybe he’s a longshoreman.
Man in Hat
He looks kinda sad. Wonder what’s wrong.
You did NOT just say that.
I was hanging around the internet today and someone posted something and I was like…
…you did NOT just say that.
And so I made this little sketch.
Elf on the Shelf
Okay, personally, I think the idea of an elf on the shelf is just super-creepy. Creepier than the idea that one old man knows when you’re sleeping and when you’re awake. I mean, it’s an apparently inanimate object that’s spying on you all day and then going off to report on you at night. How is that not creepy?
But, here you go. A perfectly nice, ordinary, non-creepy, elf spy on the shelf.
All Wrapped Up
An illustration of mine for the December issue of 435 Magazine.
Karen B. Jones - Illustrator 